"All the time, " I said. She was quiet, staring at me, and said, "I wish all men were like you." I said, "No, I am glad they are not like me. They fail in trying to imitate me" (I wanted to leave already, even though I was having a good time). She asked me, "Why you say that?" "Hey kid," I said, "I really have to go ... but you forgot to write down your phone number."

She sighed, in a good way, and wrote it down. To make this short, I called her the same night, and she was, "Wow, I was not expecting your call." I said, "No, I am calling you because I forgot to wish you sweet dreams, and also checking to see if you made it home safe." "That is so sweet of you...," she said, and I told her that I ought to go. She did not want me to, but I did leave. We met again, at her house, and half an hour of me being there, and talking, I said, "Look, I have to go." "What?! Why?" she asked. I said, "Maybe you want to take a rest, or lay on your bed, and you don't do it because I am here, unless you promise me that if you lay in bed you will take me with you." She did not say anything, nor smile, but jumped to me and kissed me. Needless to say, I swear David, we had sex. It was great.

I did not mean to make this e-mail too long, but hey, I could not help it. Mind me that I get mad when you tell us not to make it over two paragraphs, and I see people (like me) writing long speeches. I am not sorry, whatsoever, lol. I know you feel great, and proud of yourself when you see people like me being successful by following your techniques.

I will rephrase my question, "What funny+cocky statements shall we make, when it comes to an-almost-perfect-girl?" "How should I react, when they hit my shoulders?" "What should I say, when they say I am too funny?" By the way, I am not having anything serious with that girl I just talked about... I told her that I want to have fun with her, and she agreed. I told her that it means that if she wants to see someone else, she can do it. She did not complaint.

Keep the excellence of your masterpiece works.

David D. >>>MY COMMENTS:

OK, man. First I have to tell you...
YOUR EMAIL IS A TOTAL FREAKSHOW!

But you know what? I actually like it. I like it because it's the real deal. You did things that I wouldn't have necessarily done... and you did things that typically "shouldn't have worked", but it obviously all came together and worked out in the end because you did ENOUGH OF THE RIGHT THINGS.

Let's revisit some of my favorite quotes:
"My type are those with Irish ascendance, because they are mostly honest and have freckles."

Mostly honest and freckles, huh? Interesting fetish.

"So, when I meet a girl with freckles, eyes like a furious deep blue sea, or green eyes, like the stem of a flower, petite women with attractively dainty build, nice butt (we guys like it, come on), and round [breasts] (we like that too). How can you make fun of that type of sexy girl, when you notice that her body has a harmonious symmetry, that does nothing but inspiring within you pleasure and admiration?"

Eyes like a furious deep blue sea? Or green eyes... like the stem of a flower? Harmonious symmetry? Whoa.

"I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them together, like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a chemist, but the components of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them together, we will have its savory benefit. Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and just being Funny: no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting girls."

This is an interesting way of saying it... again, a little bit of a complete FREAKSHOW, but I like it. If you use too much of one and too little of the other things just won't work out.

Now that we've revisited my FAVORITE lines, let's review some of the EFFECTIVE things you did and said.

This was funny:
"Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me the PowerPC girls..."
Something tells me that you actually meant the "Powder Puff Girls", but hey, close enough.

And this whole sequence is great:
"She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that is sexual harassment."
She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting amused." She had not written her e-mail, and I asked her, "Have you not written the e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young people these days." (She is 29, and I am 21, lol.)
She- "Oh, my...You are too much."
Me- "For you to handle?"
She stared at me.
I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."
She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I never laughed, rather, would smirk."

This is real COCKY AND FUNNY in action.

LOL! "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them!!!"

Now that's funny.

You started out going down the road of "What? You like my lips?" which sounds very cocky... over the top even. But then you transition into the unique and original "You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them." Again, it's off the wall, but it's funny and it works. The shift in direction is funny and confusing.

Even though it's obvious that you speak English as a second (or so) language, you get the concept... and you're making it work for you.

To answer your questions, I really think that you're doing the right things. When that girl hit you, you turned it around and made it funny. Telling a girl that she's cute like a cartoon is a nice touch (I'm still hoping that's what you meant).

If a girl tells you that you're too funny, just say:
"That's impossible."
...or...
"I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is making you very attracted to me, but please control yourself."

Just keep coming up with new creative ways to tease, bust on, and be a challenge.

And if you're ready, then it's probably time for you to step up and get yourself an education about how to attract women and KEEP them attracted.

...and if you're reading this right now and you haven't yet downloaded your copy of my online eBook "Double Your Dating", I have something to tell you...
Go download it right now here:
http://www.doubleyourdating.info/ebook

I'll talk to you again in a couple of days.
Your Friend,
David D.